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Total Medals Earned: 1,126 (From 171 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 17,130 Points

Hacker vs Hacker

Medals Earned: 8/13 (70/320 points)

Button Pressed 5 Points

Do you have the guts to start play?

First Hack 5 Points

Infect your first PC!

Gold Man 5 Points

Win a gold cup!

Junior Programmer 5 Points

Code 50 viruses!

Junior Systems Administrator 5 Points

Build

Senior Programmer 10 Points

Code 200 viruses!

Senior Systems Administrator 10 Points

Build 200 turrets!

Lead Programmer 25 Points

Code 500 viruses!

Hacker 25 Points

Complete the game.

Lead Systems Administrator 25 Points

Build 500 turrets!

Famous Hacker 50 Points

Complete the game with at least all silver cups.

Nerd 50 Points

Upgrade everything at maximum level.

Hacker King 100 Points

Complete the game with all gold cups.

Hierarchical

Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/80 points)

Life == 0 5 Points

You died

Spaced 5 Points

First boss defeated

Eye See You 10 Points

Second boss defeated

Blast Off! 25 Points

Final boss defeated

Hierarchy 25 Points

Finished the game on hard

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Hippolyta

Medals Earned: 8/20 (65/500 points)

Epic Fail 5 Points

Fail 20 times

Farm Massacre 5 Points

Kill 20 farmers

Medium Dodger 5 Points

Dodge 20 medium high obstacles

Medium Jumper 5 Points

Jump 20 medium ground obstacles

Small Dodger 5 Points

Dodge 20 small high obstacles

Small Jumper 5 Points

Jump 20 small ground obstacles

Trample Mania 10 Points

Jump 20 hoplites

Cover Up 25 Points

Unlock all armor

Fight In The Shade 10 Points

Block 20 volleys of arrows

Large Dodger 10 Points

Dodge 20 large high obstacles

Large Jumper 10 Points

Jump 20 large ground obstacles

Mano-A-Mano 10 Points

Block 20 duelists

Think Fast! 10 Points

Dodge 10 rider attacks

Was That a Fly? 10 Points

Dodge 20 volleys of arrows

Eat My Dust 25 Points

Outrun 10 riders

Cat And Mouse 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit

Long Day 50 Points

Complete Story mode

Survivor 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes in Survival

Hell And Back 100 Points

Complete hardcore mode

The Spice Of Life 100 Points

Unlock all game modes

Human Centipede: The Game

Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)

Reading Rainbow 5 Points

Read through all of the intro and instructions text

Hop A Cop 10 Points

Bypass a cop by moving over him

Grave Damage 10 Points

Destroy 100 tombstones

Nice Aim 25 Points

Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels

Raise The Roofie 25 Points

collect 3 roofies in a single level

Speedy Pedey 25 Points

Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level

Antivenom 50 Points

Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars

Donut Break 50 Points

Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone

Pede Gatherer 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

Cop Killa 100 Points

Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value

Pede Master 100 Points

Achieve 100,000 points

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Icy Cave of Frustration

Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/305 points)

Loser! 5 Points

You lost the game.

Smash! 5 Points

Kill a caveman with your icicle.

Animal Cruelty 10 Points

Hit a bird with your icicle.

Care-ibou 10 Points

Show some interest!

Bounce, Bounce, Smash! 25 Points

Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.

Popsicle 50 Points

Reach level 15.

Basic Instinct 100 Points

You're the icicle master. Complete the game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

infect. evolve. repeat. 2

Medals Earned: 7/23 (85/485 points)

baby steps 5 Points

infect a total of 100 red bloodcells.

do the evolution! 5 Points

purchase your first upgrade.

first blood 5 Points

destroy a white bloodcell.

i will survive 5 Points

at first i was afraid, i was petrified.

this is madness! 5 Points

spawn a total of 300 germs.

woah! 10 Points

oh my god it's so intense!

the virus has been spread 50 Points

finish the final stage of the campaign.

biohazard 10 Points

infect a total of 2500 red bloodcells.

offense is the best defence 10 Points

upgrade damage to level 10.

pandemic 10 Points

have 65 germs alive at the same time.

resistance is futile 10 Points

destroy a total of 900 white bloodcells.

these go to eleven 10 Points

upgrade latency to level 11.

zombie outbreak 10 Points

spawn a total of 10000 germs.

actually defence is the best defence 25 Points

upgrade immunity to level 9.

autopilot 25 Points

upgrade auto-infect to level 8.

can't touch this (endless mode) 25 Points

survive a stage without infecting a single bloodcell.

seriously lethal (endless mode) 25 Points

earn 3500 EP for a single stage.

unstoppable (endless mode) 25 Points

finish 5 stages in a row without dying.

entering the hall of fame 50 Points

start from scratch after completing stage 25.

me myself and i 50 Points

upgrade reproduction rate to level 6.

black death 100 Points

earn a total of 70000 EP.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Insanity Box 2

Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/500 points)

Butcher 5 Points

Lose at ROPE JUMP.

Good Spork 5 Points

Find me two sporks

Student 5 Points

Read the instructions

Antichrist 5 Points

Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.

Bad Monkey 5 Points

Lose at MONKEY GRAB.

Clean Sweep 5 Points

Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.

Dubble Trubble 5 Points

Try both game modes in one session

Epic Failure 5 Points

Lose 10 times in one session of play.

Poker 5 Points

Poke the mammoth in the eye

Submitter 5 Points

Submit a score

Astroid Killer 10 Points

Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.

Close Race 10 Points

Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock

Fat Ass 10 Points

Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.

Five Kay 10 Points

Reach a score of 5000 points or more.

Marksman 10 Points

Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.

Multiplicity 10 Points

Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10

Pipe Dream 10 Points

Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.

Quitter 10 Points

Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.

Streaker 10 Points

Get a streak of 10 or more.

Top Gun 10 Points

Destroy 10 planes in JETS.

Alien Buster 25 Points

Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.

Drunk 25 Points

Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.

Half-Ass 25 Points

Finish half of STORY MODE

It's Over 10 000! 25 Points

Get a score of 10 000 points or more.

Math Wiz 25 Points

Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.

Streak Master 25 Points

Get a streak of 20 or more.

Random God 50 Points

Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.

Story God 50 Points

Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.

Streak God 50 Points

Get a streak of 50 or more.

The Ending Story 50 Points

Finish STORY MODE

Invertion

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/115 points)

A new discovery 5 Points

Split horizontally for the first time

Against Newton 10 Points

Split vertically for the first time

Welcome to the sewer 100 Points

Complete the game

Invisible Runner

Medals Earned: 3/10 (45/500 points)

SHISH KEBAB 10 Points

Lose a life on the stakes.

SPARKLING DEATH 10 Points

Die electrocuted

30,000 POINTS 25 Points

Achieve 30,000 points

EARLY DEATH 5 Points

Lose a life on the second level.

50,000 POINTS 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

GAME COMPLETED 50 Points

Finish all 25 levels

INVISIBILITY 50 Points

Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.

3 LIVES 100 Points

Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.

75,000 POINTS 100 Points

Achieve 75,000 points

INVISIBLE MEDAL 100 Points

Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game

Johnny Upgrade

Medals Earned: 7/8 (315/415 points)

First Contact 5 Points

touch enemy or spike... not sooo clever!

First Kill 10 Points

kill the first enemy!

Hang Of It 25 Points

That's the way things work!

Top Floor Clear 25 Points

mastered the first floor!

Gun Get 50 Points

found a gun!

Boss Killer 100 Points

kill the Evil End Boss!

MAX XP 100 Points

maximum level experience!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!