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You can know all the math in the 'Verse, but take a boat in the air you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down; tells ya she's hurtin' 'fore she keens. Makes her home...

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Alright, I'm done lurking. Time to get back on the flash scene...soon.

I'm really disappointed that I didn't submit anything last year, but what can I say, I'm a lazy bastard. Or perhaps I'm just wiser. Every time I started a project, I'd come to the realization that I just wasn't nearly good enough to do exactly what I had planned, try something else, have the same realization, ect ect.

No more though! I've got an entry in the Throw the Ball collab right now, although there is no telling when that particular tree will bear fruit. Anyways, in about three months I'm going to start working on a music video that I've been wanting to do for a while (I'm a game design student, and we're starting our first real projects this month, so priorities have been placed).

Wait, why am I writing this? Nobody even knows I'm here (except you, captainlolz)...


P.S. I apologize for the pun.

Recent Game Medals

Realm of Robots 25 Points Enter the Waste Disposal Plant for the first time. Medal Stats.
Power On 5 Points Power up a set of factory doors, and open the next area. Medal Stats.
I See Dead People 25 Points Enter Graybone Graveyard for the first time. Medal Stats.
Slimy Situation 5 Points Get turned into a slime. Some people have a fetish for that sort of thing. Medal Stats.
Unknown Power Level 5 Points Find an unscannable secret foe. Medal Stats.
Rock Miner 25 Points Defeat Crystal Golem on Epic difficulty. Medal Stats.
Winter is Coming 5 Points Freeze a foe, and then hit them again for massive damage. Medal Stats.
3K Damage 5 Points Deal 3,000 damage with a single hit Medal Stats.
Overkill 5 Points Completely obliterate a feeble enemy. The cute ones deserve it. Medal Stats.
Permanent Stat Boost 5 Points Eat a stat-boosting snack and boost your stats permanently. Protip: Don't give them all to one character. Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 1,127 (From 177 different games.)